Davis is a talking machine. Sometimes it is cute. Sometimes it is annoying. Sometimes it is downright hilarious. Here are a few of the funny things from last week:
While making breakfast one morning: "I am so hungry I can't think."
While Kim was here babysitting and getting Davis ready for bed:
Kim: I've got to undo your button (on his shirt) or else your head will come off.
Davis: My head won't come off because Mommy glued it on so the monsters can't get it off.
(Note: I don't remember saying any such thing, so I do kind of wonder where this one came from. But I am glad the monsters can't get his head off.)
While in the car on the way home from church:
Davis started talking about growing big and the things he would do. After a few minutes, I realized how funny his insights into what grown ups do were, so I asked him again what he was going to do when he grew big so I could remember his answer. Here it is:
"When I grow up I will be able to touch the ceiling. And I will be a daddy. And I like meetings. I will go to Mommy and Daddy important meetings."
A few days later, when GG asked what he would do when he grew up, Davis answered:
"Go on dates."
While we were playing a game where we took turns saying a word and other person had to find the letter it started with, Davis gave me the "word" W. I told him it was a letter, not a word. His answer:
"D-D-D-Doubleyou. It starts with a D." What do you say to that logic?